Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
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