so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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