were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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