Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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