2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize