I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Ladies don't puke and tell
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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