i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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