I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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