They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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