It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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