try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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