im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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