Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
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