how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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