I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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