i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
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