i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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