I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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