Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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