What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
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