so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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