lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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