Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Drake has all the answers
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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