No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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