can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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