just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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