I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
We are two peas in an std pod
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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