Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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