You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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