sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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