Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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