everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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