The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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