You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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