the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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