I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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