Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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