Can Purell be used as lube?
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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