you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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