Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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