It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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