I'm so fucking centered right now
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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