no, he came in my armpit
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Floor bacon is actually really good
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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