South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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