my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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