My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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