Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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