Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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