when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
He felt like a one man threesome
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Randomize
