when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
Randomize
