my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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