Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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