Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
